05.17.2003 – A heavy burden is lifted with a phone message or letter.
I really wouldn't know... maybe it's time to find out.
05.24.2003 – Be cautious while walking in darkness alone.
Uh oh. I'm scared now. What if it's a metaphor?
05.30.2003 – missing fortune
I went to a Chinese restaurant, it is true, but in my haste, I forgot to
obtain a cookie of fortune. Most disappointing
06.01.2003 – You will make a name for yourself.
Something I needed to hear right about then...
06.21.2003 – You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
I did indeed attend a party soon afterward; I'm not sure how strange the
customs were... I left fairly soon after arriving.
07.24.2003 – missing fortune
The restaurant did not offer me a cookie. Nor ice cream. Perhaps it had
something to do with the fact that there were 60 if us there. Just maybe.
12.08.2003 – Interpersonal emotions are likely to be pretty
intense.
Does that mean what I think it means?
12.29.2003 – You will inherit a large sum of money.
I hope nobody's going to die... oh, and my mom got the same fortune as I
did.
01.13.2004 – You have a natural grace and great consideration for
others.
I don't know if this one really counts. After all, I got it at my brother's
house, rather than at an authentic fortune cookie distribution site, and I
ripped the paper too.
03.08.2004 – You are a fun–loving person and will find much happiness.
Sure
05.22.2004 – An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Right on!
06.04.2004 – You are sociable and entertaining.
Ha!
06.18.2004 – The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Oh so that's why I...
06.19.2004 – You will travel to many exotic places.
Kokomo.
07.30.2004 – You have an ambitious nature.
One day, I will write the best fortune cookie ever...
08.30.2004 – Be careful what you wish for – you just might get it.
Not sure what I'm wishing for right now
09.24.2004 – Now is the time to try something new.
In bed.
12.14.2004 – Need some adventure and enjoyment? Take a vacation.
Skiing!
12.27.2004 – Someone is speaking well of you.
Oh, good.
01.13.2005 – Good things come in small packages.
Some of them do.
04.18.2005 – You are going to have a very comfortable retirement.
That just might be the most depressing fortune cookie I’ve ever read.
06.02.2005 – A good time to finish up old tasks.
Yes, now that summer is here, and college hasn’t started yet. A good
in-between period, one might say.
07.25.2005 – Time heals all wounds. Keep your chin up.
For once, not in bed.
12.22.2005 – You are an adventurer - traveling on the highway of life.
So not true.
02.09.2006 – Your personal finances will be greatly improved.
Psh, this wasn't even a "real" fortune cookie; Lakeside Dining — need
I say more?
07.22.2006 - An old friend will introduce you to new people and pleasures
Old in years or years I've known her?
07.28.2006 - A partnership shall prove successful for you.
No promises for the partner, though
07.27.2007 - Your leadership qualities will shine soon.
Ooooh, shiny!
??.??.2007 - The rare privilege of being pampered will delight you.
Well, that’s good.
10.20.2007 - Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others.
It must be a very clever riddle of some sort… no, I’ll figure it out, give me a minute.
01.21.2008 - Make use of your finest talents.
No! I won’t! You can’t make me!
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