place your mouse over this for a yellow background

ewww, that's horrid. Go back to red.

don't bother clicking. It's really not worth it. I promise.

Don't Click Here. Ever. I mean it!

Never Click. You've Been Warned!

Warning! This one's even worse!

Do Click Here. I mean it again!

Should open a *ahem*, oh... sorry... tiny new window with my homepage...