Technological Humor

Computer Jokes

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• congress.sys Corrupted: Re-boot Washngton D.C. (Y/N)?
• A computer's attention span is as long as its power supply.
• senile.com found ... Out Of Memory ...
• If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
• Enter any 11-digit prime to continue...
• Press any key ... no, no, no, not that one!
• reality.sys corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
• Error reading FAT record: Try the skinny one?
• Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
• Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
• Cannot find reality.sys. Universe halted.