Technological Humor
Computer Jokes
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
congress.sys Corrupted: Re-boot Washngton D.C. (Y/N)?
- A computer's attention span is as long as its power supply.
senile.com found ... Out Of Memory ...
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the
process of putting them in.
- Enter any 11-digit prime to continue...
- Press any key ... no, no, no, not that one!
reality.sys corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Error reading
FAT
record: Try the skinny one?
- Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- Cannot find
reality.sys. Universe halted.