Slogans

Rachel ~ she's just a shush away. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel² ~ Don't laugh but... pooloop. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel³ ~ America's quoter of choice. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel⁴ ~ The profile basher. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel⁵ ~ Queen of the easily amused. [brought to you by Ilya}
Rachel⁶ ~ She who cannot resist. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel⁷ ~ The talkative moviegoer. [brought to you by Ilya]
Rachel⁸ ~ Fashionably late. [brought to you by Ilya]
Ilya ~ America's favorite brand of pillow. [brought to you by Ilya]
Ilya² ~ He's just a quip away. [brought to you by Rachel]
Ilya³ ~ I wake for nobody (my bumper sticker) [brought to you by Ilya]
Ilya⁴ ~ He's just a retort away. [brought to you by Rachel]
Ilya⁵ ~ America's sloganmaker of choice. [brought to you by Rachel]
Xinchen ~ personality: accept no substitute [brought to you by Ilya]