Note: If you want access to the "personal" section, you can ask me for the password, though I probably will refuse to reveal it to you.

Warning: I use semicolons like the plague.

Oh, another thing: sometimes I use the word "she" to mean "(s)he," also known as "he or she." In case you were confused. Yes, there is a story behind it. Yes, you can ask me about it. Yes, I'll probably tell you. Ditto for occasions when I use "hisself" instead of "himself" and "theirselves" instead of "themselves."